INSULT

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 179)
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 193)
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)
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I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 83)
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 131)
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
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No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 145)
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Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 175)
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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 179)
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 76)
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)
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Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..





Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 108)
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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 86)
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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)